MY, WHAT BIG MUSCLES YOU HAVE, DOCTOR!

A note from Dr. Neil MacNeill, himself. 

"This is my poem, composed in honor of all of my cool chicks. Since I am more at home with chemistry equations
than poetry, this poem is not a work of art- but it comes straight from my heart!" 

FOR ALL THE WOMEN IN THE NEIL MACNEILL COOL CHICK CLUB 

A POEM BY NEIL MACNEILL, MD. 

I have alot of cool chicks who hang out with me,
Wherever I may be;
No matter what I'm doing,
Gorgeous gals is all I can see.
Susanna, Traci, Cherie, Christina, and Beth ravish my heart,
I sang them a song from Scotland; from them I will never part.
Betty, Lisa, Barbara, and Becky, you're too beautiful for me to say,
Would you join me for some trout fishing, that will last the livelong day?
Rhonda, Kerry, Debbie, and Kim, you are treasures to my soul,
Could we go by the river, for a moonlight stroll?
Sonja, Jenni, Kathy and Beverly, you all look ravishing today,
I want to whisk each of you onto my horse, and ride into the mountains, away!
Melissa, my pretty lass, I'm saving a dance for you, love,
I know that God will smile from above!
But now I see a quiet girl, standing alone, afraid and unsure;
Her face is full of shyness, her big brown eyes demure;
I say," Amy, dear, don't be fearful; Christy helped Mountie, and now I'll help
you; What can I say to make you speak your mind? What do I have to do?"
Amy, gently, smiles, and hands me a note, saying, "Dr. MacNeill, for you."
I take it and read, "My, Doctor, what big muscles you have!" I don't know
what to do- She falls and faints at my feet, passed out in a swoon,
And I say to meself, "That girl's crazy as a loon...."

by Amy