Title: A teeny weeny ER fan fic
Author: Regina



A teeny weeny ER fan fic


Dear All,

    Inspired by Catherine and her foray into ER/SFM fan fic, I offer the 
following behind the scenes look at what Mr. Tanner was *really* doing in 
that emergency room....

    Dr. Green stood over the patient, examining what appeared to be a broken 
collarbone.  He could not help but be distracted by Mr. Tanner's decidedly 
blue chest.
    "Mr. Tanner, how did your chest get to be so blue?  It is surely not a 
medical condition, is it?  Do you have poor circulation?"
    "Not a bit, Doc.  I've just been offered a new job.  One that, I confess, 
requires me to be this color.  It's a lovely shade of royal blue, huh Mate?"
    Dr. Green looked quizically as his patient.  "Mr. Tanner, what is your 
new occupation?  Does it present a risk to your health?"
    "I reckon not.  See, Papa Smurf just died and I've been recruited to be 
the new leader of Smurfland.  I've got to protect the little buggers from the 
evil Gargamel."
    "That explains it, then, Mr. Tanner.  Hey, you need a mayor?"


The End!

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