A Cuter Gap Alfabet


A is fer akshun betwixt Neil an' Christy
B is fer bridegroom who's eyes is all misty
C is fer cooin' like the soft mournin' dove
D is fer David who needs a new luv
F is fer fightin' over moonshine n' wimmen
H is fer holdin' hands, courtin' n' kissin'
N is fer newlyweds that happiest cuple
E is fer eyeglasses when Becky sees duble
I is fer idjit an' that's Lundy Taylor
L is fer lightnin, the kind that will scare her
M is fer mudbath where Christy hugged Neil
G is fer goin' ta Baltimore ta heal
T is fer teachin' them wrassly youngins each day
S is fer skoolhouse a-built for to stay
J is fer jug that was give ta MacNeill
K is fer kisses that David did steal
P is fer possum poached in perfect pot likker
O is fer ornery Orter Ball's snicker
S is fer singin' like a purty lil' angel
L is fer liniment, that handy ol' pain jell
Q is fer quiltin' with Alice today
V is fer vittles served by Miss Ruby Mae
U is fer Uncle Bogg that upstandin' feller
W is fer wonderin' why Boggie's still single
R is fer repentin' as Christy done shivers
Y is fer Younited States mail that Pentland deelivers
X is fer signin'  the deed ta yer home
Z is for the end of this alfabet poem
 
 By
--Shari Ann
(Do you have any idea how HARD it is to find something that rhymes with "angel?" Where's an aspirin...